Obligatory Mascot Character Time

 

So, I guess it’s finally that time. It’s completely unnecessary to do, but whatever. I might as well have a mascot character. This is Vertica.

Say ‘hi’, Vertica.


Alright, Vertica, calm down. Nobody likes a kiss ass. Now quiet down and let me finish this post. People are gonna get bored and click away if it's just you yammering about nothing.


So anyway, I’m not sure why I made a mascot character. I guess I was tired of the old, generic background and figured the blog needed some more personality.


Not really thrilled with her design, but it’s just kind of what I came up with. I tried to add some flair where I could, but overall she’s kind of… plain looking I think. Which is weird because she’s pretty much exactly how I pictured her, but… eh. Whatever. 

Also, she’s not that cute.



No you can't, you can read the words I'm writing. So you can SEE me, smart one. Now shut up, flatty.




Yeah, and a good mascot character would pull it off. You have the chest of a middle school girl and your tits are curved up at a weird angle. And why did the camera angle change? What’s the point of that? Go back to how it was. People don’t wanna see your no-tits-be-having chest.



Good. Now as I was saying before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED: mascot character. I don’t really plan on making a work with her in it or anything - especially since she’s not very cute - she’s just going to be there as the background, I guess. Unless I get rid of her.



Which I might. Even her name is kind of stupid sound. Vertica? Verti? Or, as the Japanese would say: Berty. Like, seriously, Berty? That’s not even cute in an ugly way.



What now, Berty?



Oh shut up, Berty, and stop being meta. It’s not cute. And you know what else isn't cute? Blue eyelashes. Who has blue eyelashes, anyway? What’s with that? You look like you got stuck in a blizzard. And the whites of your eyes are blue? For what purpose?



Quiet. Or I’ll put you in a comic with the biggest, fattest cuckingest old man and have him be completely uninterested in fucking you. How would that feel? Not good, right?


Shut up! Or I'll put insulting things about you in the post tags!



No! Shut up! Post over!

Comments

  1. A shriyanDecember 4, 2021 at 5:11 AM

    Damn you're being far too mean to a mascot you made yourself. Lmao. Yeah this would certainly give this blog more personality, although I wonder how and in what way you plan to use her

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    1. VerticalBoxDecember 4, 2021 at 7:27 AM

      I dunno, she doesn't have much of a point. She's kind of useless, really. I was just tired of the generic background, mostly.

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  2. A shriyanDecember 4, 2021 at 5:19 AM

    Also, are there any updates on the story surrounding Tomoe and Jenpei, I've been excited to see that for quite some time, personally feel like that'd be the hottest combo considering how hostile Tomoe is to Jenpei.

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    1. VerticalBoxDecember 4, 2021 at 5:51 AM

      I've started working on it, but I've hit a bit of a snag in the actual 'story'. I want to avoid the whole 'I'm banging your daughter, now bang me and I'll stop banging her' storyline, but I'm not sure what to do instead of that.
      Buuut it IS the weekend. As good a time as any to try and figure it out.

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    2. A shriyanDecember 4, 2021 at 3:50 PM

      To me that sounds pretty interesting, in fact I don't know where else i personally would have taken the story other than that. Though, I'd still love to see a few scenes of Sanada and her dear uncle Jenpie as I said earlier in both the parts the environment was quite dark

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