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  Berty, what are you even doing? Yeah, I was expecting a megaphone or a gong or something. Not... whatever the hell you're doing. Hey, you know what's REALLY alluring? Not you! Yeah yeah yeah. ANYWAY. We don't have time for all that. People have short attention spans. In fact, here's the link you need: https://forms.gle/mNEx6W5W7qLCBPZz9 So I was trying to come up with a good comic for Christmas, since I missed out on Halloween (though a Halloween-ish comic comes out almost every other week, so meh) and... well, what am I supposed to do for Thanksgiving? Pocahontas? ... Actually, though... Anyway, I wanna do something for Christmas. So I thought what better present than letting YOU GUYS pick the next comic? And I don't just mean picking the characters, I mean MAKING the characters. The poll attached lets you pick the main traits of the guy and girl of the next comic. It could be about a cheerful, tan tomboy and her fat stepdad or the blonde-haired, blue-eyed foreig...

  So, I guess it’s finally that time. It’s completely unnecessary to do, but whatever. I might as well have a mascot character. This is Vertica. Say ‘hi’, Vertica. Alright, Vertica, calm down. Nobody likes a kiss ass. Now quiet down and let me finish this post. People are gonna get bored and click away if it's just you yammering about nothing. So anyway, I’m not sure why I made a mascot character. I guess I was tired of the old, generic background and figured the blog needed some more personality. Not really thrilled with her design, but it’s just kind of what I came up with. I tried to add some flair where I could, but overall she’s kind of… plain looking I think. Which is weird because she’s pretty much exactly how I pictured her, but… eh. Whatever.  Also, she’s not that cute. No you can't, you can read the words I'm writing. So you can SEE me, smart one. Now shut up, flatty. Yeah, and a good mascot character would pull it off. You have the chest of a middle school girl a...