Short: Emily and Kaysen

 


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Y'know, sometimes I feel like a pioneer. Most of the time not, but SOMETIMES I do. And right now is such a time. As far as I know there's no porn of Emily Wyatt on the internet. Or should I say there WAS no porn of her.

This morning, that all changed.

For those of you who don't know, Emily Wyatt is the female lead of the cult classic survival horror game Deadly Premonition. One part Silent Hill, one part Resident Evil, a plagiaristic-number of parts Twin Peaks and one part completely incompetent, Deadly Premonition is a game that managed to be so bad it was good.

It's kind of like the Troll 2 of games, in that respect, though technically far better. And there aren't many games out there that are like that. Video games almost CAN'T be so bad they're good, since you can't just laugh at and enjoy a bad video game...

Usually.

Anyway, it's a damn crime that there's not more porn of Emily Wyatt. She's absolute waifu material. And if I didn't know any better I'd say SWERY (the game's creator) was into the same shit I am, because he introduces the biggest, fattest, cuckingest old man ever and has the two make out.


Possibly also bang, but I'm not sure. It's heavily implied, though.

Anyway, between scenes the two went back to the Sheriff's station (conveniently empty) and Kaysen laid on the charm thick. I imagine as a demon (or whatever he is) he has some supernatural powers of persuasion/hypnosis/seduction/etc, and that affected Emily's mind to the point she wasn't really sure what was happening at first.

So that's that.

Obviously, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to make a red seed pun. For those of you not in the know, the game was called Red Seeds Profile in Japan, and the plot basically revolves around red seeds. So Kaysen literally having red seed seemed fitting.

IT'S NOT BLOOD. THAT WOULD BE GROSS.

...

I'm just bummed out George turned out to be a bad guy. And an incel. I liked him as the curmudgeonly old sheriff with the sick mustache.

Damn you, SWERY.

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  1. A shriyanNovember 20, 2021 at 9:22 AM

    Pretty damn good, it's a shame this one was short! Would've loved to see more. And hey I'm sure he was into the same shit as us, why else would he have this fat bastard make out with her lmao

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    1. VerticalBoxNovember 20, 2021 at 11:41 AM

      If I could make every comic 200 pages and not get extremely tired, I would. Unfortunately I don't have unlimited free time.

      But yeah, SWERY's definitely into BBM NTR. In other words he's a man of culture.

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